“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be, well…January.” ~Jim Gaffigan. Jim isn’t the only one poking fun at Valentine’s Day, y’all. A lot of us would rather be funny about valentine-y stuff instead of all mushy and gushy, right? And some of us just flat out don’t like it – especially if Great Aunt Edna has asked you for the 457th time if you’re still single… So, for those of you who’d rather laugh at Cupid and not take this little holiday too seriously, look no further. We put together our top 12 picks for funny valentine’s shirts that will have you laughing, smiling, and forgetting about Aunt Edna in no time!
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Tacos Are My Valentine
Tacos are my valentine. Tacos trump everything, y’all. Except for, well, maybe queso and chips.
Chocolate is My Valentine
Chocolate is my valentine. Ok, chocolate AND tacos. And queso.
Pizza is My Valentine
Pizza is my valentine. “And iiii-eee-iiii-eeee-iii will always love you….”
Love disappoints pizza is eternal. Yes, yes it is. Pepperoni pizza, to be exact.
My Soulmate is Carbs
I think my soulmate might be carbs. Isn’t this awesome?! It’s the perfect V-day shirt in our book.
Yep, Still Single Shirt
Yep still single. Wear this and you’ll never have to answer your favorite question again!
My Dog is My Valentine
My dog is my valentine. Truer words have never been spoken!
My Cat is My Valentine
My cat is my valentine. Your kitty loves you meowy much. You’re welcome.
Roses are Red
Roses are red shirt. Tacos AND someone doing the dishes? Perfect V-day.
You’re Not the Worst
You’re not the worst. Awww, so, so sweet. Sigh…
Cupid is Stupid
Cupid is stupid. For when you want to let people know how you really feel!
Schrute Farms Shirt
Valentines at Schrute Farms. Fact: It is romantic. That is all. And so is this Schrute Farms retreat shirt!
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